NSFW Bar Drink Coasters - Fun Risqué Designs for Home Bars

Spice up your home bar or living room with our Six Naughty Slate Coasters—because every drink deserves a cheeky sidekick! Each coaster comes with a hilariously risqué message that’s guaranteed to tickle your guests' funny bones (and maybe their other bones too!). Let’s dive into the giggle-filled lineup:

- "You make me MOIST"

- "Don't F*CK UP my table"

- "Drink Up & F*CK OFF"

- "I'm Getting WET"

- "C*nt" (Yep, we went there!)

- "Thirsty C*nt" (The thirst is real!)

Product Features:

- **Size Matters**: Each coaster is a perfect 4 inches in diameter—big enough for your favorite drink but small enough not to hog the spotlight.

- **Rock Solid**: Crafted from high-quality black slate, these bad boys are as stylish as they are tough. No flimsy coasters here!

- **Water Resistant**: Slate loves a good splash, so you can rest easy knowing your coasters are up for the challenge.

- **Scratch What?**: The bottom is scratch-proof, meaning your table will remain as pristine as your sense of humor.

Why You'll Love Them:

- **Conversation Starters**: These cheeky engravings will get the laughs rolling and keep the drinks flowing.

- **Stylish Durability**: Our premium black slate coasters combine function and flair—perfect for impressing guests or just for your own giggles.

- **Protective Power**: Ditch those pesky water rings! With these coasters, your furniture will thank you for the thoughtful protection.

We’re all about customization here! Want a custom set to suit your style? Just drop us a line, and let’s make some magic happen. No need for shiny coatings—our laser engraving delivers all the clarity and charm without losing the ability to absorb those essential condensation drops.

So grab your 6-pack of sass and let’s celebrate the good times with drinks and laughter! Thank you for supporting small businesses like ours—3D Creative Printing, proudly veteran-owned. Cheers to fun and functional art!

Dimensions each coaster:

Length - 4 inches

Width - 4 inches

We can make a custom set of slate coasters for you. Please reach out to us to discuss the details.

We, at 3D Creative Printing, enjoy the labors of our craft. We are a small Veteran owned business, our main mission is meeting new people and providing them high quality custom products. Thank you for supporting small businesses.

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